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In the Bedroom |
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| Get me back. I don't care what happens to me. Get me back to my wife and kids. Help me, Clarence, please. | ||
| I'm a man of means by no means. | ||
| Life out of balance. | ||
| Oh, great. You get the girl, I get the coroner. | ||
| Hello, I understand you have rooms to let. | ||
| He
was a poet, a scholar, and a mighty warrior... he was also the most shameless exhibitionist since Barnum and Bailey. |
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| I made Louis take me on Crusade. I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled. | ||
| Are
you sure there are two l's in dollar, Gideon? Yes! ...I know there're two g's in bugger off! |
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| No telling yet if there's been a crime, but this country's seen a fair amount of disagreements over the years. | ||
| Good
evening, Mrs. King. Good evening, Mr. King. |
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| What
is it? The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of. |
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| I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics. | ||
| The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. | ||
| You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! | ||
| Well, I must confess, I have never been able to find anything amusing about smut. | ||
| I don't mind giving the government sixty percent of what I make, but I can't do it when my family spend fifty percent. | ||
| If I had had a normal family, and a good upbringing, then I would have been a well adjusted person. But somehow that just didn't work out. | ||
| You have to know where things come from to know where they're going. | ||
| My soul is humble when I see the way little ones accept their lot. Lord save little children! | ||
| Are
they slow-moving, chief? Yeah, they're dead. They're all messed up. |
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| It's midnight. Look at the clock. One hand has met the other hand; they kiss. Isn't that wonderful? | ||
| The President can bomb anybody he likes. | ||
| Apparently the only performance that will satisfy you is when I play dead. | ||
| What
do you want to know about rockets? Everything. |
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| Please, sir. . . | ||
| He's cutting a piece of wood. And I have a feeling that when he stops cutting, something's gonna happen. | ||
| You
ever read "Treasure Island"? No. Go read it. |
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| The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten. | ||
| No doubt they think I bring nothing new and that a poet should not be too famous. | ||
| I used to be someone else but I traded him in. | ||
| Whatever God does is for the best. | ||
| Not interested in yourself? You're fascinated, Red. You're far and away your favorite person in the world. | ||
| You've
been blind all your life. I know. What were you doing driving a car? I forgot. |
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| Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is irrelevant. What is relevant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved. | ||
| Men prefer sorrow over joy... suffering over peace! | ||
| You're tearing me apart! | ||
| You shoulda let 'em kill me cuz I'm gonna kill you. I'll catch up with ya. I don't know when but I'll catch up. Every time you turn around expect to see me, cuz one time you'll turn around and I'll be there. And I'll kill you, Matt. | ||
| Corneille, put an end to this farce! |